For the past 10 months I have been a SAHM. I love it. It is
hard and can be extremely frustrating, but it is the best job I’ve ever had. From
time to time I find myself asking questions. Some are repetitive and some are
just downright funny. Here is a list of my favorites.
1. Can’t I have five
minutes to myself? And not in the bathroom.
2. Do we really need to
watch this again? ‘Nough said.
3. How did you do that?
These things don’t happen if I start pounding on the keyboard. I’ve been trying
to figure out how to do that for months.
4. Where did you find
that? I didn’t even know we had
one of those.
5. Why do you cry every
time I go into the bathroom? You’ve ignored me for the past hour, why do
you suddenly need me?
6. Why is there peanut
butter in my ear? I can understand it being in your ear, but why mine?
7. Why won’t you take a
nap if you’re tired? You know you’re tired. I know you’re tired. The
neighbors across the street know you’re tired. Just go to sleep!
8. You’re ten months
old, how can you destroy the entire room so quickly? I literally just
finished picking up after you and now it’s a mess… again.
9. You’ve done it by
yourself 50 times in a row, why do you suddenly need my help? Fine, I will
help you.
10. How can you cause so
much frustration and still be so cute that I forgive you as soon as you smile?
I can’t resist that adorable smile!
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